Just watched Did you hear about the Morgans? and... Thinking about weddings...

Quotes from vows scene:


SJ' vows:

Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove:

Oh, no! it is an ever-fixéd mark,

That looks on tempests and is never shaken;

– originated from Shakespeare

HG'vows:

I promise never to take you for granted
Or utter a word unkind
Never allow my affections to be recanted
Or stop marveling at your behind
To also marvel at your warmth, your wit
Your refusal to condone animal slaughter
Your wisdom, your laugh
Your inability to boil water
To be your best friend for the rest of my life
And to thank the God you’re not sure about
For fooling you into being my wife